dilbert: can i take this database class?
boss: no, that's a slippery slope. if i approve that class, next you will demand i pay for cosmetic surgery.
dilbert: do i look like i need it?
boss: only in two places - your face and your body
Boss: To avoid spreading viruses, there will be no shaking hands in the workplace. That custom has been replaced by uncomfortable body language and awkward banter about not shaking hands.
Dilbert: Are high-fives still okay?
Boss: Yes, we don't care if those people live or die.