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View 221 - 225 results for very advanced comic strips. Discover the best "Very Advanced" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday April 27,
2018
Arresting The Rich
Tags #money, #rich people, #arrest, #discrimination, #equality
Transcript
Police Officer: Before I arrest you, I'll need to know your net worth. We have a slightly different process for arresting rich folks. Dogbert: I'm very rich. Police Officer: In that case, I'll wear the handcuffs.
Saturday June 02,
2018
Monster Puts People In Boxes
Wednesday August 22,
2018
Jerry The Contract Employee
Tags #threat, #Dilbert, #the boss, #jerry, #contract, #zebra, #agile
Transcript
The Boss: This is Jerry the contract employee. I hired him to work on project zebra. Dilbert: We haven't even defined the project. How did you know what skills we needed? The Boss: Why are you so threatened by jerry? Jerry: He's not very agile.
Monday January 21,
2019
Very Smart Phd
Tags #education, #intelligence, #office workers, #sarcasm
Transcript
Man: Hi. I'm very smart, but I don't know how to do anything. Dilbert: Where did you get your PH.D.? Man: I didn't say I have a PH.D. Dilbert: You kinda did.
Sunday October 20,
2019
Bad News I Can't Tell You
Tags #angry, #employees, #frustrated, #news, #office workers
Transcript
Carol: I have bad news. Dilbert: What is it? Carol: I'll tell you later. Dilbert: Why can't you tell me now? Carol: I don't want to start and then get interrupted if someone comes in the room. Dilbert: How bad is the news? Carol: It's bad. Very bad. Dilbert: You're making me crazy, how can I relax knowing some terrible news is out there? Don't tell me you have bad news if you aren't going to tell me what it is!!! Wally: What did I miss? Dilbert: I don't know!