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Saturday September 08,
2018
Wally Covers For Alice
Tags alice, heat, thousand suns, vacation, Wally
Transcript
Alice: I'm back from vacation. Did you have any problems covering for me? Wally: No problem at all I saved all of your work for when you got back. Alice: I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns! Wally: How was your vacation? Was it relaxing?
Thursday September 06,
2018
Carol Gets Some Candor
Tags carol, Wally, radical candor, candor, compliment, deer, scat, forest, fire
Transcript
Wally: Looks like you got a good dose of radical candor. Carol: Yes, but it can bundled with insincere kindness, so all I felt was some tingling. Wally: You look like deer scat after a forest fire. Carol: Thank you for your candor.
Saturday September 01,
2018
Glass Is Half Full
Tags Dilbert, Wally, the boss, glass, half empty, half full, the engineer, pie hole
Transcript
The Boss: A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it is half full. Dilbert: The engineer says the glass is too big. The Boss: The manager says the engineer should shut his pie hole.
Tuesday August 28,
2018
Wally's Track Record As Mentor
Monday August 27,
2018
Wally Mentors To Death
Tags asok, Wally, successful, definition, minimum, alive, employed, comas, ruling
Transcript
Asok: Have you ever mentored anyone who went on to be successful? Wally: Depends on your definition of success. Asok: Well, at minimum, they'd need to be alive and gainfully employed. Wally: What's your ruling on comas?
Thursday August 23,
2018
Resending Email
Tags Wally, the boss, project, dead in the water, requests, budget
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, give me an update on your project. Wally: My project is dead in the water because every time I send you my budget request, you lose it and ask me to resend it. The Boss: I haven't seen any budget requests. Wally: I'll resend it.
Tuesday August 21,
2018
Wally Has An Idea For Carol
Tags carol, Wally, bike, compliment, insults
Transcript
Wally: I have a great idea for you. Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness. Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work? Carol: Die, monster!
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Sunday August 19,
2018
Tags alice, Dilbert, Wally, chatbot, plumbing supply, website, sister
Transcript
Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night. Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser. Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?
Saturday August 18,
2018
Gravy On Keyboard
Tags Wally, tina, gravy, keyboard, coffee
Transcript
Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it? Dilbert: Oh, sorry, my phone rang while I was eating at my desk and I didn't have a napkin so I used your keyboard. Tina: I... Don't even know how to respond to that. Wally: Phew! That's what I was hoping.


