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401 Results for Problem
View 221 - 230 results for problem comic strips. Discover the best "Problem" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday October 21,
2006
Sunday October 15,
2006
Transcript
"My project has been infected by attractive people." "As you know, attractive people are unproductive." "The problem is compounded when you put several of them in the same room." "They've already started to pair off." "I've got four love triangles and six divorces." "All of my status reports say, and I quote, 'Dude, I can't concentrate now.'" "My plan is to replace each attractive person with something like this, or this." "He thinks I'm productive."
Tuesday September 12,
2006
Monday September 04,
2006
Monday July 10,
2006
Saturday July 01,
2006
Sunday May 28,
2006
Transcript
"Here's a game card that gives you a chance to win groceries." "No thanks. Just take a penny off my bill and we'll call it even." "Um...I can't do that." "Why not? Isn't that game card worth a penny?" "We don't have a procedure." "How's that my problem?" "Look, maybe you could eat something that's worth a penny and I'll look the other way." "How about a grape? I like grapes." "It would have to be one that's been on the floor." "It tasted like victory."
Saturday May 06,
2006
Friday May 05,
2006
Thursday April 20,
2006
Tags engineers, project plan, won't work, problem solver
Transcript
Your engineers think my project plan won't work. "I'll assign Wally to your project. He's a perfect fit." "Because he's a problem solver?" "Because he won't work either."


