tina: dilbert is always interrupting me because i'm a woman. how do you deal with it when he interrupts you?
alice: he doesn't interrupt me.
tina: that makes no sense. he interrupts me because i'm a woman, and you're a woman...so...
alice: maybe he doesn't interrupt me because i make sense when i talk. whereas you're more of a babbling nincompoop and a notorious ruiner of meetings.
tina: well, i certainly don't know where you...
alice: let's head back now.
tina: you interrupted me!
alice: try to spot the pattern.