alice on video call.
alice: please stop leaning into the camera while chewing the end of your pen. it makes me want to drive to your house and shove that pen up your nose.
male office worker: but you won't do that, right?
alice: what's your address?
dilbert: there's a mob of woke people surrounding our building. they demand a human sacrifice.
boss: fetch the spare racist i hired for that purpose.
male co-worker hanging from a rod outside top level of office tower: i'm not a racist! really i'm not!
voice from inside the building: he can't prove that!