boss: i just learned it's illegal to sell armed drones to private citizens. how many orders did we get since we started selling them this morning?
dilbert: seventy million.
boss: i'll look into bribing someone to change the law.
boss on cell phone: we need to do spring cleaning. delete any data on our servers that make us look like white-collar criminals or drunken baboons.
dilbert: all that leaves is our birthday list.
boss through phone line: torch that too.