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Sending Data To Elbonia

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Sending Data To Elbonia - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, business ethics, proprietary, data, elbonia, internet, monitor, activity, conversation

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boss with face mask: our security team says you have been sending our proprietary data to elbonia. elbonian with face mask: you can't prove that. boss: i monitor all of your internet activities. elbonian: i monitor all of your internet activity, too. boss: then let's forget we had this conversation.

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Management Got Virus

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Management Got Virus - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, health, management, coronavirus, quarantined, work, wisdom, idiot, theme, face mask, sarcasm

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catbert: the entire management team has contracted coronavirus and is quarantined. they asked me to tell you to stop working, because without their wisdom, you idiots will ruin everything. any questions? dilbert: no, i think you covered the main themes.

Assigning Dilbert To Project

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Assigning Dilbert To Project - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, network, redesign, project, phase, positive, optimistic, assign, sarcasm

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boss: dilbert, i'm assigning you to the network redesign project. dilbert: what phase is that project in? is it in the initial stage, in which everyone is feeling positive and optimistic? or is it in the middle phase, in which everyone is finding away and hating the other team members? boss: it's in the death spiral phase. everyone is trying to assign blame to someone they already hate. they requested that i add you to the team. dilbert: to save the project? boss: um...okay, sure.

Trust Coworkers

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Trust Coworkers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, trust, pretend, different

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in office building boss: okay, team. we can get this done if we trust each other. alice: that's not a thing. dilbert: i don't trust any of you. boss: maybe we can pretend. dilbert: i'd need to pretend we're different people.

Burrow Into A Team

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Burrow Into A Team - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tiger Team

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Tiger Team - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Fire Sales Team

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Fire Sales Team - Dilbert by Scott Adams