dilbert sending text: are you available for a zoom call?
dilbert thinking: he's typing something. nope, he stopped. okay, he's typing again. no, he stopped again.
block of text: i'm available at 2 p.m. tomorrow, Thursday at 9 a.m., or next week any time after three, and now.
dilbert sending text: perfect. how about now?
dilbert thinking: answer coming. no, he stopped typing.
ten minutes later:
dilbert angry and yelling: answer me, you jerk!!!
thirty minutes later:
text answer: does now work?
dilbert yelling: too late!!!
catbert to ceo: there's a problem with your executive compensation. the company made so much money during the pandemic, purely by luck, that your bonus would be ten million dollars.
ceo: i earned it.
catbert: you made zoom calls wearing only socks.