dilbert talking to the boss.
dilbert: i taught my a.i. software to flirt with humans.
dilbert: by day three, i had fallen in love, and it drained my bank account to buy a robot body.
robot: demand a raise you wimp!
dilbert: help m
boss: has everyone taken the new workflow system training?
alice: yes, and we all concluded the new system is poorly designed and should be abandoned.
boss: sounds like you need more training.
alice: i meant to say we love the new system
male employee: your idea won't work because others have already tried it and failed.
dilbert: others have tried different things that simply remind you of my idea. i mean, you remind me of a rodent, but that doesn't prove you like cheese.
employee: i love cheese
dilbert thinking: i've had no human contact for months. i wasn't expecting to enjoy it so much. my love life was already a barren wasteland. and avoiding my co-workers is always good. i haven't been stressed, tired, or bored in weeks. i only have one remaining source of stress in my life.
dilbert sitting on couch with dogbert
dogbert: i'm printing money in the basement.
dilbert: there it is.
Wally: My throat has a tickle, so I'd better take a month off of work. The coronavirus tests can have some false negatives, and I love you too much to put you at risk.
Dilbert: Did it work?
Wally: No, I sold it too hard.
