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View 231 - 240 results for Carol comic strips. Discover the best "Carol" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 05,
2012
Tags 3d printer, answer questions, modeling (sculpture), pointy haired boss
Transcript
Carol: Your pointy-haired boss wants to know if you tested the new 3-D printer yet. Why aren't you answering my question? Whatever. Wally: Success.
Saturday December 08,
2012
Tags grass roots politics, taxes, work ethic, initiative, grass roots movement, raise taxes, checkmate, income level
Transcript
Boss: Carol, I can't give you a raise this year because you didn't show enough initiative. Carol: I just formed a grass-roots movement to convince the government to raise taxes on people at your income level. Checkmate. Boss: That can't be legal.
Monday January 14,
2013
Tags managers & supervisors, thinking, twitter, witty tweets, power to destroy career, abusing employees, personal gain, business
Transcript
Boss: Carol, create a Twitter account under my name and send out witty tweets every day. Carol: Buwhahahaha! I hold in my hands the power to destroy your career and your reputation! Boss: Every now and then I question my strategy of abusing my employees for personal gain.
Tuesday January 15,
2013
Tags embarrassment, internet & world wide web, twitter account, inspirational tweets, racist rants, spelled jokes, terrorist websites, boss's twitter
Transcript
Boss: When I asked you to manage my Twitter account I assumed you knew I was expecting inspirational tweets. So far, all you've tweeted under my name are racist rants, misspelled jokes, and links to terrorist websites. Carol: To be fair, every one of those tweets was inspirational to someone.
Sunday January 13,
2013
Tags air travel, extra legroom, aisle seat, no baby section, extra bag, priority boarding, in flight entertainment, flight insurance, wi-fi, airplane etxras
Transcript
Carol: Do you want extra legroom on your flight? It costs more. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want an aisle seat? That costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Do you want a no-baby section? It costs extra. Boss: Yes. Carol: Extra bag? Boss: Yes. Carol: Meal? Boss: Yes. Carol: Priority boarding? Boss: Yes. Carol: In-flight entertainment? Wi-fi? Flight insurance? We're almost done. Just twelve more questions. Your ticket comes to $27,689. And it's only three stops! Boss: No let's do the return flight. One hour later.
Wednesday March 20,
2013
Friday March 22,
2013
Tags management experts, fat leaders, favorably, athletic ones, donuts, forget, seriously
Transcript
Carol: management experts say fat readers are viewed less favorably than athletic ones, Thats why I didn't order any donuts for your meeting. The Boss: Or did you just forget to do it? Carol: I can't take you seriously looking like that.
Monday February 25,
2008
Tags dinosuar, law suit, no interuptions, prior employee, slapped, slapped with a suit, take off, business suit
Transcript
Bob: Im Bob the esquire dinosaur. your exemployee, wally, hired me to step you with a suit for hiring him. Take off your suit is I can slap you with it. Carol: Not now, He's being slapped with a suit and I don't want top ruin the rhythm.
Thursday March 06,
2008
Tags anger, emailed payroll, pay discrepncy, punches screen, quiet, secret, smashes computer, report
Transcript
The Boss: Carol, I e-mailed you the department payroll report to reformat. Don't let anyone see it because they might... BAM! Exactly. They might do that.
Monday March 24,
2008
Tags flatten hair, important document, option, put on head happy, unique filing, clutter
Transcript
Dilbert: Where can I put this important document so it won't get lost in your desk clutter? Carol: I'll flatten my hair so you can leave it on top of my head. Are you happy? Dilbert: I didn't know happy was an option."

