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Friday September 14,
2018
Virtual Reality
Tags #Dilbert, #Wally, #days, #virtual, #trained, #hospital, #designer, #bed, #lazy
Transcript
Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Wally: What if this reality is actually another virtual reality, and you're really in a hospital bed somewhere? Dilbert: What kind of designer would make a reality with you in it? Wally: A lazy one.
Wednesday October 31,
2018
Boss Leads All The Way
Tags #business, #encouragement, #irritation, #managers & supervisors, #trick, #deadline
Transcript
Boss: We'll all need to work around the clock to meet the launch schedule. I'll be leading you every step of the way! Now, don't hate me because I can lead you while I'm home asleep. That's not my fault.
Monday January 28,
2019
Documents On Chairs
Tags #frustrated, #office, #office workers, #paper
Transcript
Dilbert: Gaaa!!! I hate it when people leave documents on my chair! I will have my revenge by sticking this at the bottom of my biggest pile. Winning.