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Thursday March 03,
2005
Tags landing, hard landing, no oparachute, mud, elbonia, glasses, suitcase, jumped, plane
Transcript
Wally: I hate landing in Elbonia. "Whump!!!" wally: "Hi. I'm from America and I'm hree to help."
Thursday April 07,
2005
Tags tech support, online customer survey, how happy
Transcript
Dogbert's Tech Support: Please fill out the online customer satisfaction survey." "Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet." "I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."
Saturday April 09,
2005
Tags no budget, no staff, wits and computer, wits, pencil
Transcript
Dilbert: "I might have no budget and no staff to help me on my project, but that doesn't matter." "Because all I need are my wits and my computer." The Boss: "My computer is too slow. I'm taking yours." Dilbert: "My wits and... this pencil." The boss: "Hey, isn't that my pencil?"
Thursday April 28,
2005
Tags technical glitch, humble, condescending engineer, teach you to ask, drinking beer, study english, sorry
Transcript
Tina: Oh No. It's a technical glitch that I don't know how to fix. "GAA! NOw I must humble myself to some condescending engineer and ask for help!" Alice: "And how did I teach you to ask?" Tina: "I'm sorry that I spent my college years drinking beer and studying English literature."
Wednesday June 08,
2005
Tags journal, personal growth, write in journal, felt a little
Transcript
Keep a journal of everything you do. That way you'll know where you need help. "Now I am writing in my journal. I am still writing in my journal. Now I am writing about writing in my journal." "Ooh. I think I felt a little personal growth there."
Wednesday July 27,
2005
Tags forgetting things, hospital, odctors, exam room, monkeys brain, replace brain, medical
Transcript
"I keep forgetting where I put things." "The problem is that you're stupid." "I recommend replacing your brain with a monkey brain." "Will that help?" "No, I just hate monkeys."
Wednesday August 10,
2005
Tags represent company, corporate marathon, run 26 miles, designed special hat
Transcript
The Boss: "Wally, I want you to represent our company in the corporate marathon." "Um...I can't run 26 miles." "Yes, you can. I've designed a special hat to help you." "What the...?"
Friday September 02,
2005
Tags employees, the boss, asok, projects, new, challenge, tina, write, newsletter, worthless, assistant
Transcript
I have completed all of my projects and I am ready for a new challenge. "You can help Tina write the department newsletter." "But the newsletter job is only given to the most worthless employee." "And her assistant."


