boss: i'm happy to announce that we just made a huge sale in elbonia.
dilbert: are you aware that last week our government banned all sales to elbonia?
boss: before you go blabbing that all over the place remember that all of you are accomplices.
ceo: i've decided our company needs to get more involved in controversial politics.
dilbert: wouldn't the predictable impact of that be a huge drop in our earnings?
ceo: no, no. people will love us for getting involved.
dilbert: can you at least hold off until i sell all of my stock.