2018 Comic Strips - Page 25
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Monday August 27,
2018
Wally Mentors To Death
Tags asok, Wally, successful, definition, minimum, alive, employed, comas, ruling
Transcript
Asok: Have you ever mentored anyone who went on to be successful? Wally: Depends on your definition of success. Asok: Well, at minimum, they'd need to be alive and gainfully employed. Wally: What's your ruling on comas?
Tuesday August 28,
2018
Wally's Track Record As Mentor
Wednesday August 29,
2018
Dogbert's Time Management Book
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, time, management, time management, blank
Transcript
Dogbert: Would you like to read my book on time management? Dilbert: Yes. These pages are blank. Dogbert: I just saved you three hours.
Thursday August 30,
2018
Unmotivated Staff
Tags Catbert, the boss, wrong, leadership, skills
Transcript
The Boss: A few months ago, I realized my staff was unmotivated and working on all the wrong things. It took all of my leadership skills to get them motivated again. Catbert: Are they still doing the wrong things? The Boss: Faster than ever.
Friday August 31,
2018
Introducing The New Hire
Tags the boss, new hire, names, introduction
Transcript
The New Hire New Hire: Can you take me around the office and introduce me? The Boss: No, that scheme won't work because it requires me to admit I don't know most of their names. New Hire: What's my name? The Boss: Um... Does it start with a letter?
Saturday September 01,
2018
Glass Is Half Full
Tags Dilbert, Wally, the boss, glass, half empty, half full, the engineer, pie hole
Transcript
The Boss: A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it is half full. Dilbert: The engineer says the glass is too big. The Boss: The manager says the engineer should shut his pie hole.
Monday September 03,
2018
Ted Dies From Chair
Tags Catbert, the boss, ted, treadmill, alice, exercise ball, kneeling chair, ergonomics
Transcript
Catbert: Ted got thrown from his treadmill desk, bounced off of alice's exercise ball chair, and broke his neck on a kneeling chair. The cause of death is listed as, "good ergonomics." On the plus side, his posture was excellent.
Tuesday September 04,
2018
Radical Candor
Tags the boss, Dilbert, management, radical condor, time, computer
Transcript
The Boss: I've decided to adopt a hot new management trend called, "Radical Condor." The trick is to be direct yet kind at the same time. Dilbert: What were you doing before? The Boss: Let's not get into that.
Wednesday September 05,
2018
Candor Monster
Thursday September 06,
2018
Carol Gets Some Candor
Tags carol, Wally, radical candor, candor, compliment, deer, scat, forest, fire
Transcript
Wally: Looks like you got a good dose of radical candor. Carol: Yes, but it can bundled with insincere kindness, so all I felt was some tingling. Wally: You look like deer scat after a forest fire. Carol: Thank you for your candor.


