The Boss: we've had seven hundred complaints about sexual harassment in the past month.
From now on, employees must wear body cams to r record every interaction.
Alice: Weren't all of this e complaints against our CEO?
The boss: People misinterpret his warmness.
Dilbert: My project stalled because all of our meeting rooms have been reserved by managers just in case they need them. My current plan for success is to wait until one of you dies sow e can use your meeting room. Boss: Let's not do project status reports anymore.