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352 Results for Power (Social Sciences)
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Wednesday July 04,
2007
Tags barbecue, freinds, no freinds, make freinds, jogger, desparte, meat, social skills, no social skills, random, Advice
Transcript
Dilbert: Maybe I should invite some friends over for a barbecue. Dogbert: "You don't have any friends." Dilbert: "Good point. Maybe I should make some friends first." Dogbert: "Exactly." Dogbert:"Do you like meat?"
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Saturday August 26,
2006
Thursday September 27,
2012
Tags internet & world wide web, web traffic, blatant honesty, money, negotiations, various things, vague stuff, vagueness
Transcript
Social media expert Consultant: If you give me lots of money, I will do various vague things to increase your web traffic. Boss: Wow! I would have been happy with just various things, but that vague stuff sounds great too! Dilbert: And now he's my responsibility? Boss: Don't screw up his vagueness plan because I think it can work.
Friday December 14,
2012
Tags meetings, work ethic, to do list, useless meeting, busy work, power point slides, productivity today
Transcript
Dilbert: Let's see what's on my "to do" list for today. Useless meeting... busywork... make misleading PowerPoint slides... and another useless meeting. Dogbert: How was your productivity today? Dilbert: I know you're mocking me.
Monday January 07,
2013
Tags coffee, coffee & tea, energy source, laziness, organic devices, plant seeds
Transcript
Wally: This week I tested a source of energy that can power organic devices. It's made from plant seeds and water. Boss: Is the energy source called coffee? Wally: Let's talk about Dilbert's project. I hear it's a mess.
Saturday April 12,
2008
Tags matt the temp, fully embrace, Catbert, temp concept, temp, find down cable
Transcript
Matt the temp The boss: Our parking lot flooded after the big storm. I need you to wade out there and find our downed power cables." He seems to fully embrace the temp concept. Fzeet!
Monday April 21,
2008
Tags stink eye, banned telekinetic powers, neutralize threat, indian institute, department
Transcript
Man says, "Beware the power of stink eye. Intern. I will make you bow to my will!" Asok The Intern says, "Gaaa!!!" Asok The Intern says, "Must...Use...Banned telekinetic powers to neutralize threat." Man says, "Grrrr!!!" Carol The Secretary says, "You have a call from the Indian Institute of technology. It's someone from the department of things you shouldn't do."
Friday August 22,
2008
Tags power point slide, white space, one page, one bullet point, long one, meeting, presentation, business
Transcript
Wally says, "As requested, I fit my presentation on one PowerPoint slide." Wally says, "I had to use all of the white space, but I think it was worth it to fit everything on one page." Wally says, "It's actually only one bullet point, but it's a long one."
Wednesday September 15,
2010
Tags meeting, quotes, tweet, twitter, social media, phones, book deal, excited, business, technology
Transcript
The Boss says, "Our highest priority is satisfying our customers? except when it is hard? or unprofitable? or we're busy." CLICK CLICK CLICK The Boss says, "Are you tweeting my quotes?" Asok says, "Book deal! Cha-ching!!!"
Thursday September 16,
2010
Tags book deal, quotes, stupid, dumb, quote fingers, intellectual, tweet, twitter, social media, angry, grit teeth, nonsense, yell, spill coffee, technology
Transcript
Asok says, "Good news: I got a book deal based entirely on the dumb things you've said." Asok says, "It's totally legal because the law only protects 'intellectual' property." The Boss says, "Frugga bugga!!!" Asok says, "And so began the sequel."

