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Monday August 29,
2005
Tags #discount religin, #tithing 5%, #sin is in, #no time with joiners
Transcript
I decided to start a discount religion. "The tithing would only be 5% and I'd let people sin as much as they wanted." BOOK "The only problem is that I don't want to spend time with anyone who would join that sort of religion."
Wednesday December 28,
2005
Tags #new guy, #project staus report, #random pharse, #generatormmeail, #listens, #when he's talking
Transcript
"Alice, can you show the new guy how to do a project status report?" "He doesn't read them, so we all use a random phrase generator. I'll e-mail it to you." "You said that in front of him." "He only listens when he's talking."
Monday February 06,
2006
Tuesday June 27,
2006
Wednesday June 28,
2006
Friday October 27,
2006
Friday November 10,
2006
Thursday May 03,
2007
Tuesday May 08,
2007
Transcript
"Why don't you answer my e-mails? Do I need to complain to your boss?" "Your messages have too many topics and no paragraph breaks. They are a violation of all that is good and right about e-mail." snork "'Blah, blah, blah, Dilbert is rude...' Geez, I can't even read this mess." click delete
Saturday September 22,
2012
Tags #honesty, #joking, #paperback, #spend free time, #fan of clutter
Transcript
Coworker: It was a great book. I'll loan you the paperback. Dilbert: Thanks. I love it when other people decide how I'll spend my free time. Coworker: I can't tell when you're kidding. Dilbert: Paperbacks are awesome. I'm a big fan of clutter.