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254 Results for Stupid Misperceptions
View 251 - 254 results for stupid misperceptions comic strips. Discover the best "Stupid Misperceptions" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday September 14,
2019
Ignorant Opinions
Tags #boss, #criticism, #insults, #office workers, #Opinion, #sarcasm
Transcript
Man: I told your boss I think your project is heading in the wrong direction. Dilbert: Given that you only know about 20% of what one should know to have an informed opinion on the topic, may I conclude that you are stupid and toxic? Man: You don't know me! Dilbert: I'm basing my opinion on the 20% I do know.
Tuesday October 08,
2019
Test Device Analogy
Tags #office workers, #technology, #power drill, #test, #device, #analogy, #office
Transcript
dilbert: i designed the test device to be held like one would hold a power drill ted: that's stupid. that product can't drill a hole in anything ceo: good point dilbert: that's... not... how analogies work. ted: and what if i don't need to drill anything? ceo: yeah!
Wednesday January 01,
2020
Rfp Process
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #rfp, #proceed, #stupid, #technology, #obsolete
Transcript
dilbert: we finished the r.f.p. process and selected a vendor. but it tool so long that all of their technology is obsolete. should i proceed stupidly? boss: it got us this far.
Monday September 07,
2020
Reasonable Doubt
Tags #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #employees, #health, #leader, #coronavirus, #indoor, #face mask, #kill, #doubt, #sarcasm
Transcript
Carol: that stupid coronavirus is no match for a healthy, young leader such as yourself. freedom demands that you go to crowded indoor places without wearing your mask. boss: are you trying to kill me? carol: i'd say there's reasonable doubt.