2007 Comic Strips - Page 27
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Friday August 31,
2007
Tags firing, let go, no money, budget, typo, request, planning reward, hard work
Transcript
The Boss: "Ted, I have to let you go, but there's a good reason." "There's no money to pay your salary because I made a typo in my budget request." "Until then, I was totally planning to reward your hard work."
Saturday September 01,
2007
Tags typo in budget, 2 things, can't buy, hardware, software, boss, offcie, engineering
Transcript
The Boss: "I made a typo in my annual budget request, but don't worry." "There are only two things you can't buy for the test lab this year." "Hardware and software."
Monday September 03,
2007
Tags project, 300 days, complete, finish by 5oclock, clean desk, fired, lose interest
Transcript
The Boss: "I hired all of you because the project will take 300 man days to complete." "There are 300 of you, so I want you to finish by five o'clock and clean out your desks. You're all fired." "If it takes more than one meeting to manage a project, I lose interest."
Tuesday September 04,
2007
Tags finished work, high profile assignment, create docuemnt, rout it around, how to keep intern busy
Transcript
Asok: "I finished all of my work, and now I'm available for another high profile assignment." The Boss: "Create a document and route it around for approval." Asok: "On what topic?" The Boss: "How to keep an intern busy."
Wednesday September 05,
2007
Thursday September 06,
2007
Tags fired, incompetent, everything, teach dilbert, how to do your job
Transcript
The Boss: "Carl, I have to fire you." "You're totally incompetent at everything you do." "Before you go, I'd like you to teach Dilbert how to do your job."
Friday September 07,
2007
Tags fired, gross incompetence, train, before leaving, coded jave app, incompetent parts
Transcript
CarL: "Although I've been fired for gross incompetence, I'm professional enough to train you before I leave." Dilbert:"Don't bother. I already coded a Java app to do everything you do." Carl: "Everything?" Dilbert: "Except for the incompetent parts."
Saturday September 08,
2007
Tags new circuit design, worse, everyone says so, not familiar, spoke with people, rumprs, innuendo, made up staory
Transcript
The Boss: "Everyone says your new circuit design is worse than the old one." Dilbert: "By 'everyone', do you mean you heard it from one person who doesn't like me, and isn't familiar with either design?" The Boss: "I also spoke to the people who heard it from that one person."
Monday September 10,
2007
Tags tall pants, traditional hair, unholy allaince, military industrial complex, attack allies
Transcript
Dogbert: I'll need more than tall pants and traditional looking hair to get elected to president. "I'm hoping to form an unholy alliance with the military industrial complex." "You're willing to attack allies?" Dogbeert: "It's the highest R.O.I."
Tuesday September 11,
2007
Tags end of buisness, corpse flotaed, ocean floor, seven hours, come back, anticipation, killing alice
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, see me at the end of business today." Alice: "Ohmygod, ohymygod, what corpse floated up from the ocean floor? I can't wait seven hours. Gah!" Seven hours later Alice: "What?! What?! What?!" the Boss: "Can you come back tomorrow?"


