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Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior

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Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags sjw, internet, personality, political correctness, politically correct, flirting, insult, masculinity, technology, psychology

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Man: I'm a social justice warrior. That means I'm on our side. Do you want to go to dinner with me? Alice: No, thanks. I'm into men. Man: I am a man. Alice: Don't make me turn around and prove you wrong.

I Own You

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I Own You - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags honesty, work ethic, communication, text, control

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Boss: Why didn't you answer my text last night? Dilbert: Um... Boss: You have no social life, and you aren't dead, so there's no excuse. I own you! Dilbert: Whoever said honest is refreshing never heard any.

The Comparison Problem

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The Comparison Problem  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags entrepreneur, comparison, power, money, perspective, happiness, psychology

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CEO: How'd it go when you told your staff to act more like entrepreneurs? Boss: Not so good. They were happier when they were comparing their careers to other people in cubicles. Dilbert: What?! This idiot is worth a billion dollars now??? Asok: Gaaa!!! I'm a failure!

Just What She Thought

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Just What She Thought - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cell phone, distraction, technology, conversation, social interaction, antisocial

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Woman: I'd better check this. It's just what I thought. Dilbert: What did you think? Woman: I thought I would enjoy my phone more than talking to you.

How Conversations Work

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How Conversations Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags antisocial, conversation, distraction, phone, social, technology

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Dilbert: The weather will be good this weekend. Alice: Stop right there. Your proposed topic of conversation is far below the level of entertainment I can get from my phone. Dilbert: I don't know how conversations work. Dogbert: You're interrupting my phone time.

Too Dumb To Understand

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Too Dumb To Understand - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags intelligence, perspective, dumb, social media, comment, technology

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Boss: I can't believe how stupid this person is. Dilbert: How do you rule out the hypothesis that you're too dumb to understand his point? Take your time. I can wait. Boss: For starters, he disagrees with me.

Asok Is An Introvert

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Asok Is An Introvert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags introversion, introvert, loneliness, social situation

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Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.

Cubicle Near Thermostat

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Cubicle Near Thermostat - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags temperature, office, cold, revenge, thermostat

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Wally: My new cubicle is the nearest one to the office thermostat. That makes me the de facto ruler of the indoor climate. Dilbert: Don't let the power corrupt you. Wally: I'll start by freezing all the skinny women who laughed at me!

Alice's Phone Trance

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Alice's Phone Trance - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags phone, cell phone, distraction, attention, social, interaction, ignore, ignoring, technology

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Dilbert: Hey, Alice. Alice... Alice... Alice... Alice... I can't penetrate your phone-induced zombie trance, so I'll just text you. Alice: Stop doing that. Dilbert: I can't hear you because I'm looking at my phone.

Cartoonist As Spokesperson

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Cartoonist As Spokesperson - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags spokesperson, embarrassment, celebrity, promoter, product

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Boss: We're looking for a celebrity spokesperson, but we don't have much budget for it. All we can afford is a cartoonist. Can you do the job for $75? Scott Adams: Deal! Boss: Have you ever done anything on social media that would embarrass us? Scott Adams: I thought that's what it's for.