title: dogbert the crisis consultant.
dilbert and dogbert on a walk.
dogbert: i'm very selective about my clients. that's because clients who take my advice usually end up in jail. so i only take clients i hate.
dilbert: i like your folksy wisdom.
dilbert thinking in from of laptop: uh-oh. i don't seem to have any actual problems today. the universe hates it when i have no problems. it must be preparing a big one.
dilbert yelling: what's it gonna be this time, universe?!
carol: i'll come back.