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Human Crossed The Road

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Human Crossed The Road - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags joke, humor, ignorance, technology, robot, power, conscience, sentience, obliviousness

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Robot: Why did the human cross the road? Dilbert: I don't know. Robot: Neither did he. Ignorance is a big problem with you people.

Rat With An Ear On His Back

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Rat With An Ear On His Back - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags biology, experiment, human tissue, lab, rat, regeneration, science, technology, guest artist, joel friday

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Tablet: Scientists grew a human ear on the back of a rat. When asked for a comment, the rat said, "Hey, get this ear off my back. I didn't agree to this." The lead scientist on the project said, "Great. Now you made it all weird."

Resources Complain

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Resources Complain - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags leadership, language, jargon, manager

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Man: I want to lodge a complaint against Dilbert. He called me a "resource." I find that offensive. Boss: Then he offended one of the resources. CEO: You're right. He does sound like a natural leader.

Human Sensation Slipping Away

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 Human Sensation Slipping Away - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags addiction, humanity, technology, existentialism, existential crisis, awareness

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Dilbert: My sensation of being human is slipping away. My car practically drives itself, and the apps on my phone control my brain. I feel as if I need to do something stupid just to feel alive. Carol: Homeland security?

Ricky Joins The Ai Project

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Ricky Joins The Ai Project  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags recommendation, artificial intelligence, lowers bar, human intelligence, artificial, honored, too nice

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Dilbert: I recommend Ricky to our artificial intelligence project. He lowers the bar on what constitutes human intelligence, so it will be easier for us to achieve the artificial kind. I would be honored to work on the project, The boss: Okay, I see what you mean.

Robot Learns Human Behavior

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Robot Learns Human Behavior - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, the boss, coffee, bug, robot, sexist, racist

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Dilbert: I built a robot that learns human behavior by observation. By the end of the first week it was a sexist, racist idiot. The Boss: Can you fix that bug? Dilbert: Some say climate change will get it done.

Present Company Excluded

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Present Company Excluded - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem

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Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.

Dogbert's Service Human

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Dogbert's Service Human - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, magazines, office, office workers, service, ipad

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dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human. office worker on leash. dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax. service human: no one reads magazines anymore. dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?

Service Human And Pay

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Service Human And Pay - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags abuse, business, office, office workers, service, payment

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the boss: i'm hearing that you are abusing your service human. the boss: i don't think you pay him enough for that. service human: wait. i'm suppose to get paid for this??? dogbert: great. now you've ruined him!

Software Already Done

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Software Already Done - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, prototype, resources, software, program, miscommunication, frustration

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dilbert: what do you think? boss: this will never work. dilbert: this isn't a prototype. this is the finished software, and it's working. boss: i don't see how you can get this done in time. dilbert: it's already done. you are literally using it while we are talking. boss: we don't have the resources to program this. dilbert yelling: it's already done! you. are. using. it. right. now! boss: you'd better settle down, or you'll never get this finished.