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379 Results for Human Resources
View 261 - 270 results for human resources comic strips. Discover the best "Human Resources" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday December 04,
2015
Human Crossed The Road
Tags joke, humor, ignorance, technology, robot, power, conscience, sentience, obliviousness
Transcript
Robot: Why did the human cross the road? Dilbert: I don't know. Robot: Neither did he. Ignorance is a big problem with you people.
Wednesday March 23,
2016
Rat With An Ear On His Back
Tags biology, experiment, human tissue, lab, rat, regeneration, science, technology, guest artist, joel friday
Transcript
Tablet: Scientists grew a human ear on the back of a rat. When asked for a comment, the rat said, "Hey, get this ear off my back. I didn't agree to this." The lead scientist on the project said, "Great. Now you made it all weird."
Wednesday February 15,
2017
Resources Complain
Tags leadership, language, jargon, manager
Transcript
Man: I want to lodge a complaint against Dilbert. He called me a "resource." I find that offensive. Boss: Then he offended one of the resources. CEO: You're right. He does sound like a natural leader.
Friday December 22,
2017
Human Sensation Slipping Away
Tags addiction, humanity, technology, existentialism, existential crisis, awareness
Transcript
Dilbert: My sensation of being human is slipping away. My car practically drives itself, and the apps on my phone control my brain. I feel as if I need to do something stupid just to feel alive. Carol: Homeland security?
Tuesday January 16,
2018
Ricky Joins The Ai Project
Tags recommendation, artificial intelligence, lowers bar, human intelligence, artificial, honored, too nice
Transcript
Dilbert: I recommend Ricky to our artificial intelligence project. He lowers the bar on what constitutes human intelligence, so it will be easier for us to achieve the artificial kind. I would be honored to work on the project, The boss: Okay, I see what you mean.
Wednesday August 01,
2018
Robot Learns Human Behavior
Thursday September 13,
2018
Present Company Excluded
Tags Dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem
Transcript
Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.
Tuesday June 04,
2019
Dogbert's Service Human
Tags business, magazines, office, office workers, service, ipad
Transcript
dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human. office worker on leash. dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax. service human: no one reads magazines anymore. dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?
Wednesday June 05,
2019
Service Human And Pay
Sunday December 08,
2019
Software Already Done
Tags managers & supervisors, prototype, resources, software, program, miscommunication, frustration
Transcript
dilbert: what do you think? boss: this will never work. dilbert: this isn't a prototype. this is the finished software, and it's working. boss: i don't see how you can get this done in time. dilbert: it's already done. you are literally using it while we are talking. boss: we don't have the resources to program this. dilbert yelling: it's already done! you. are. using. it. right. now! boss: you'd better settle down, or you'll never get this finished.

