boss: we are adding a chip to your employee badges so we can track your social distancing.
dilbert: that sounds like a convenient excuse to do something you've always wanted to do anyway.
boss: that's probably a coincidence.
dilbert: if i have to listen to you repeat that same point one more time, i'm going to jump out a window.
boss: that sounds like a bluff.
dilbert: i packed a parachute.
boss: ...anyway, to reiterate...
parachuter floating beside building.