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View 271 - 276 results for nasty corporate men comic strips. Discover the best "Nasty Corporate Men" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 27,
2018
Working With Old Ned
Tags #elderly, #men and women, #office workers, #old
Transcript
Boss: I need you to work with old Ned on this project. He's a little bit old-fashioned, but don't let that get to you. He retires in six months. Alice: I've been asked to work with you. Ned: Women have jobs now? ? ?
Friday December 28,
2018
Fetching Coffee
Tags #elderly, #engineering, #men and women, #office workers
Transcript
Ned: They call me "Old Ned as if I haven't kept up with the times. But watch me tell you to fetch me some coffee from Starbucks just like the young folks do. Alice: I'm a senior software engineer. Ned: I'm not getting any less thirsty here.
Tuesday July 16,
2019
Phone Is More Interesting
Tags #cell phone, #criticism, #date, #dinner, #Entertainment, #men and women, #texting, #smartphone
Transcript
Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night. Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you. Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"
Monday November 18,
2019
Boss Helps
Tags #managers & supervisors, #project, #deadline, #interruption, #business, #new, #task, #priority
Transcript
boss: why isn't your project done yet? dilbert: because every time i walk past your office you give me three new tasks and tell men they are my highest priority. boss: i was hoping you didn't know why. dilbert: hire someone dumber next time.
Friday February 21,
2020
Expecting Excellence
Tags #business, #technology, #happiness, #expectations, #coffee, #dysfunction, #excellence
Transcript
wally: asok, he key to happiness is lowering your expectations. for example, all i expect from work today is twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction. asok: that sounds sad. wally: try expecting excellence and see how that works for you.