1990 Comic Strips - Page 28
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Tuesday November 13,
1990
Wednesday November 14,
1990
Tags Dogbert, dilbert's ego, bald, broccoli, toupee
Transcript
The caption says, "Dogbert meets Dilbert's ego." Dogbert asks, "You want a toupee?" Dilbert's ego replies, "I feel okay about myself except for being bald." Dogbert says, "I hate to tell you, but with or without hair you still look like broccoli." The ego replies, "At least I won't be bald broccoli."
Thursday November 15,
1990
Tags dilbert's ego, sunglasses, personality, toupee, roy orbison, rely, employee, store, update, image
Transcript
Dilbert's Ego: I'm Dilbert's ego. I'd like to update image with a toupee. Male Employee: I recommend the, "Roy Orbison," Model. It comes with sunglasses. Dilbert's Ego: Now I won't have to rely so heavily on my personality,
Friday November 16,
1990
Saturday November 17,
1990
Tags dilbert's ego, Dogbert, numbers, phone, female cops, police officers, 911
Transcript
Dogbert: Uh-oh! Dilbert's escaped ego has grown since getting that toupee. Dilbert's Ego: Ho-ho, what a night! I crashed a party for female police officers! I got phone numbers from twelve women! Dogbert: 9-1-1? Dilbert's Ego: They must be roommates.
Monday November 19,
1990
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, force, ego, insecurities
Transcript
Dilbert confronts his own ego. Dilbert: You can't leave me now... Dilbert's ego: Nobody tells me what to do! I am pure ego force! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Dilbert: Maybe you'd like to discuss that with my insecurities.
Tuesday November 20,
1990
Tags dilbert's ego, Dogbert, pound, pudding, faint, fable, children's, story, insecurities
Transcript
Dilbert's Ego vs. His Insecurities Dilbert's Ego: C'mon, you coward. You may be big, but I'm going to pound you into pudding!! Dilbert's Insecurities: I'm going to faint. Dogbert: I don't think this will be a children's fable anytime soon.
Wednesday November 21,
1990
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, light, reaching, earth, comfortable, misconception, miracle, science
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit on a stone wall looking at the stars. Dogbert says, "No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there." Dilbert says, "Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth." Dogbert says, "Thank you for shattering my comfortable misconception." Dilbert says, "It's the miracle of science."
Thursday November 22,
1990
Tags Dogbert, ham, cured, butcher, gift, share
Transcript
Dogbert asks a butcher, "Do you have cured ham?" The butcher says, "Right here." Dogbert says, "Boy, if that's cured, what does a sick one look like?!" Dogbert walks down the sidewalk and says, "I've always felt a duty to share my gift of mirth with others."
Friday November 23,
1990
Tags Dilbert, exploding, cigars, harmful, inconclusive
Transcript
Dilbert stands at the counter in a joke store. The salesclerk says, "You might be interested in our exploding cigars." The clerk lights a cigar and says, "I'll fire one up just to show you . . ." The trick cigar explodes. Dilbert asks, "Aren't they harmful?" The clerk, who has burns on his face, replies, "Studies are inconclusive."


