2008 Comic Strips - Page 28
Search Filters
Year
- 2023
- 2022
- 2021
- 2020
- 2019
- 2018
- 2017
- 2016
- 2015
- 2014
- 2013
- 2012
- 2011
- 2010
- 2009
- 2008
- 2007
- 2006
- 2005
- 2004
- 2003
- 2002
- 2001
- 2000
- 1999
- 1998
- 1997
- 1996
- 1995
- 1994
- 1993
- 1992
- 1991
- 1990
- 1989
Character
Saturday April 05,
2008
Tags represent boss, imitate hair style, mocking, silly, anger
Transcript
Alice: My boss sent me to represent him at this meeting. Fuh-fuh-fuh everything costs too much. Fuh-fuh-fuh we don't have enough resources! Ted: That doesn't help us. Alice: Hey, I'm not the one who invited him."
Friday April 04,
2008
Tags preventer of info systems, authorized, illegal access, zap
Transcript
Mordac, the preventer of information services Mordac: Do you know how the system distinguishes between authorized and illegal access? ZAP! Mordac: It doesn't." "ha ha!!"
Thursday April 03,
2008
Tags project, customer calls, can't deliver on time, features needed, getting waterboarded, birthday, price went up
Transcript
Dilbert: My project is on hold. Do you need any help on yours? Alice: Sure. Call these customers and tell them we can't deliver on time or with the features they need. Dilbert: Do you have any tasks that don't feel like getting waterboarded on your birthday? Alice: And tell them the price went up."
Wednesday April 02,
2008
Tags job interview, candidate, punched boss, whats needed, boss hater
Transcript
The Boss: Alice, I want you to interview a job candidate. Let me know what you think. Alice: Why did you leave your last job? candidate: I punched my boss. Alice: He's exactly what we need."
Tuesday April 01,
2008
Tags coffe maker, aggressive, machine, contraption, big, metal, fierce, ridiculous
Transcript
Wally: You must be the new coffee machine. Thoop! It's aggressive, but I like that in my coffee makers."
Monday March 31,
2008
Tags coffee maker, meeting, not enough money, raise, too much, budget, business
Transcript
The boss: I'd like to give you a raise but I used the entire budget on a new coffee maker. It's a nice one.There's talk that I paid too much for you."
Sunday March 30,
2008
Tags dont know, fail test, it is what it is, security audit, developers
Transcript
Dilbert: The security audit accidentally locked all of the developers out of the system. The Boss: Well. It is what it is. Dilbert: How does that help? The Boss: You don't know what you don't know. Dilbert: Congratulations. You're the first human to fail the turing test. The Boss: What does that mean?Um... Dilbert: It is what it is? The Boss: Why didn't you say that in the first place?
Saturday March 29,
2008
Tags predictable, sneezed, fighting predictability, predicts sneeze
Transcript
The Boss: Dilbert says I'm predictable. Am I predictable? Catbert: Gesundheit in advance. The Boss: Must...Control sneeze. Must...Not be...predictable." "Mroomph!" Catbert: Yesterday I drew a picture of what this would look like."
Friday March 28,
2008
Tags illusion of value, meeting, obvious, maintain illusion, business
Transcript
Dilbert: It's obvious what I need to do next. But I'll let you tell me so you can maintain the illusion of value. The Boss: stop being this way. Dilbert: I saw that coming a mile away."
Thursday March 27,
2008
Tags date, stories of woe, no tv or internet, carving canoe, woman runs out
Transcript
My cable system wasn't working last night. I didn't have TV or internet. Dilbert: So I stared at the wall until it was time for bed. I considered carving a canoe out of a tree trunk, but it seemed like a lot of work. Woman: Check!"


