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Present Company Excluded

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Present Company Excluded - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 13, 2018's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #carol, #virtual, #human, #organic, #cheated, #present, #excluded, #problem

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Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.

Wally's Doctor Note

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Wally's Doctor Note - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #doctors, #employees, #excuses, #work, #writing

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Wally: Here's the note from my doctor that you asked for. Boss: I can't read the handwriting. Wally: That's how you know it's a real doctor's note. Boss: What's it say. Wally: It says I need lots of sleep at work.