2005 Comic Strips - Page 29
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Friday November 25,
2005
Tags cubicle cockroach, working hardly, kill it, flame thrower
Transcript
"Good morning, Alice!" "Uh-oh, a cubicle cockroach." "Are you working hard or hardly working? Ha ha!" "I must find a way to kill it." "Do you have a flame thrower?" "I can't complain; no one would listen!"
Saturday November 26,
2005
Tags cubicle cockroach, can't be killed, eternal, special prokject
Transcript
"Ha ha! I'm the Cubicle Cockroach that cannot be destroyed!" "Once hired, nothing can remove me from my cubicle. I am eternal! Ha ha!" "I'm moving you to a special project." "Erk!!!"
Monday November 28,
2005
Tags clone themsleves, unethical, morality, self causing, accepted norms, garbageman
Transcript
"Why is it unethical for humans to clone themselves?" "Morality is based on accepted norms. And accepted norms are based on morality." "It's self causing?" "Ironically, yes."
Tuesday November 29,
2005
Tags two ceos, top job, syockholders, average employees slaary
Transcript
"After the merger, we'll have two CEOs sharing the top job." "A spokesperson explained 'If our stockholders don't mind paying one CEO 450 times the average employee's salary..." "...They shouldn't mind doing it twice.'"
Wednesday November 30,
2005
Tags after merger, job of ceo, old married couple
Transcript
"After the merger, we'll be sharing the job of CEO." "We get along great, just like an old married couple. Ha ha ha!" "He's the wife."
Thursday December 01,
2005
Tags bad mood, all the time, showing interest, not working
Transcript
"So, what's it like to be in a bad mood all of the time?" "Something tells me that showing interest isn't working."
Friday December 02,
2005
Tags hammerhead bob, start butting into private lives, sense annoyance
Transcript
"Great. The only seat is next to Hammerhead Bob." "I'm learning ESP so I can start butting into people's private thoughts." "I sense annoyance, yet there seems to be no cause."
Saturday December 03,
2005
Tags hammerhead bob, expert, many topics, not welcome, converstaion, irritable, dadelion root, cramp root
Transcript
Hammerhead Bob "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm an expert on many topics." "Try to get this through your thick head: You are not welcome in our conversation." "Irritable, eh? Try cramp bark and dandelion root."
Monday December 05,
2005
Tags cross charging, freshly brewed coffee, tempting pasteries, time to project, meeting, wrong meeting, mis placed, business
Transcript
Um...Why are you here? "Originally I was seduced by the smell of your freshly brewed coffee and tempting pastries." "But now I'm all about cross-charging my time to your project."
Tuesday December 06,
2005
Tags evil director, human rescources, disgruntled, bad management, commute, rationalizer, employee, commute is easy
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Ed, you seem disgruntled." "You need 30 minutes in the Employee Rationalizer." "I...I...don't mind bad management because...the commute is easy." "Better."

