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Thursday October 13,
2005
Tags liberty, calculating, how eich, willing to date, happily married, four trillion dollars
Transcript
Carol: I took the liberty of calculating how rich you'd have to be... "Before I'd be willing to date you. The number is four trillion dollars." "You're happily married." "That's all factored in."
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Wednesday October 12,
2005
Tags carol, worst secretary, fired, involuntary termination form 904-b, fill out form
Transcript
"Carol, you're the worst secretary ever. I have to let you go." "You can't fire me until you fill out the Involuntary Termination Form 904-B." "Can you get me one of those?" "Yeah. I'll get right on that."
Tuesday October 04,
2005
Tags no meetings, create work, canceled them, drop in
Transcript
"Carol, why don't I have any meetings today?" "Your meetings create work for me, so I canceled them." "Maybe I could drop in on some people." "Harpoon."
Monday October 03,
2005
Tags boss appt., cancel later, give appt, combing his knuckles
Transcript
"I need five minutes on the pointy-haired boss' calendar." "No can do." "If I give you an appointment, I'll just have to cancel it later when something more important comes up." "What's he doing now?" "Combing his knuckles."
Monday September 26,
2005
Tuesday September 13,
2005
Thursday September 08,
2005
Tuesday August 30,
2005
Tags company policy, least expensive flight, 17 connecting flights, elbonain prison, dressed as a ballerina, desecrate monument
Transcript
"Per company policy, I got you the least expensive flight available." "Your trip will have 17 connecting flights and you're required to spend at least one night 'in an Elbonian prison, dressed as a ballerina.'" "How much would I have to desecrate a national monument to get one night in jail?"
Friday August 19,
2005
Tags alleged dinosuar, beer can, best barbecue sauce, caught dinosaur, dental floss, pull tab, topper vs boss
Transcript
Topper vs. the Boss "It was the biggest fish ever caught in that lake!" "That's nothing." "I once caught a dinosaur by using nothing but dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can." "I'd like to see this alleged dinosaur." "Too late. I also make the world's best barbecue sauce."
Sunday August 07,
2005
Tags raises, percentage raises, dont discuss, humilaiting, low raises, wages, money
Transcript
"Please don't discuss your raise with co-workers." "Whatever." "Let's see how the losers and morons did." "You only got 6%? I got 8%." "9%. Why do you ask?" "7.5%. Anything less would be humiliating." "Well, let me see...I think it was..." "Brace for impact." "8.5%" "GAAA!!" "Has she yet learned why it is a bad idea to discuss her raise with co-workers?" "Sounds like it."

