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Wally Compared To A Placebo

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Wally Compared To A Placebo - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #project, #failure, #coincidence, #placebo, #insult

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boss: wally, i've noticed that every project you have worked on has failed. is that a coincidence? wally: it's hard to know. unless you compare me to a placebo. boss: okay, you're worse than a placebo. wally: i thought that would take longer.

Stay Home When Sick

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Stay Home When Sick - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #office workers, #healthy, #sick, #sneeze, #infect, #deadlines

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dilbert: maybe you should stay home when you are sick. alice sneezing: honk! i will, but first i need to infect the rest of you so i'm not the only one missing deadlines. can you hold this for me? (passes off tissue to dilbert)

Facial Recognition

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 Facial Recognition - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #office workers, #sarcasm, #facial, #recognition, #identification, #social, #media, #history, #business, #office

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office worker: hi, i'm ... dilbert holding up stop hand: hold on. my facial recognition app has identified you and is now showing me your social media history. office worker: uh-oh. dilbert: it seems it would be unwise for me to touch your hand.