boss: i hired a toxic employee to keep the rest of you on your toes. if you utter one wrong word, this thing will report you to human resources. dilbert: what gender is it? toxic employee: stop hitting on me.
Dilbert: I'd like to work from home so I can be more productive.
Boss: I can't manage you as easily when you're out of the office.
Dilbert: That's why I'd be more productive.
Boss: But you'd be missing out on all of this.