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25 Results for Choosing
View 21 - 25 results for choosing comic strips. Discover the best "Choosing" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 28,
2016
World's Saddest Club
Monday January 16,
2017
Rather Eat Garbage
Tags choosing, choices, boredom, listening, trash, garbage, suffering
Transcript
Wally: Would you rather eat garbage or listen to our boss talk about his weekend? Dilbert: I'd have to know more about the garbage to make that decision. Wally: Let's say it's mostly kitchen stuff. Dilbert: Am I eating it from the can or fighting birds for it?
Sunday November 05,
2017
Tags lying, deception, secret, choosing, choices
Transcript
Man: Don't tell Dilbert I told you what he plans to do. Alice: What if he asks me how I found out? Man: You should lie. Alice: You have given me two bad choices. If I don't change my plans based on this new information, I'll have big problems. But if I act on it, Dilbert will ask me how I knew, and that will turn me into a liar. Man: Yes, those are your only options. Alice: Unless... Man: There's no "unless." You have only two options. Just two! Alice: Have you ever seen the view from the roof?
Wednesday April 18,
2018
Boss Instincts
Monday July 23,
2018
Only Two Bad Choices
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