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Share February 24, 1999's comic on:


Tags #Catbert, #hr director, #boss treats, #furniture, #dangerous predent, #new position, #tried crounching

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Caption: Catbert: H.R. Director" Allan is in Catbert's office. He has a lapm strapped to his back. Allan says. "My boss treats me like furniture." Catbert says, "I'd help you, but it might set a dangerous precedent." Allan says, "I need a new position." Catbert says, "Have you tried crouching?"

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Tags #insulted, #same level, #attractness, #hot sexy car, #electric car

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Ming says to Dilbert, "Frankly, I'm insulted that you asked me out." Ming continues, "It means you think we're about the same level of attractiveness." Ming then says to Dilbert, "You'd better have one heckuva sexy car." Dilbert replies, "It's electric."

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Tags #creep, #super powers of creep, #sexy, #oomp, #flirt with alice, #creep and alice

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The feature creep Creep: Being a feature creep is like having a super power. Thats what makes me so sexy. Alice: comp Creep: That romp sound just bought you a new feature, missy,

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Tags #dangerous looking biker, #heart of gold, #theme, #used to be preppy, #psycho hill billy

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The hillbilly says to Wally, "I used to be preppy. Then I was a dangerous-looking biker with a heart of gold." The hillbilly continues, "I call my current look the 'psycho hillbilly.. What's your theme?" Wally replies, "This isn't a theme." The hillbilly replies, "Oh.. sorry. Man, I had no way of knowing."

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Tags #business failures/bankruptcies, #stock market, #innovative pordcuts, #in pipeline, #r&d budget, #firings, #sexy startup, #work smarter, #ironic, #money

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Boss: Our stock is down 49% and we have no innovative products in the pipeline. CEO: Slash the R&D budget, fire 9,000 employees, and buy a sexy start-up company that we can run into the ground. Boss: We did all of that last year. CEO: Did I already tell the employees to work smarter? Boss: Yes. They thought you were being ironic.

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Share February 03, 2005's comic on:


Tags #bad service, #fire people, #sexy, #ceo of company

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I keep getting bad service at stores. "Do what I do."<br."I say I'm the CEO of their company and then I fire them all." "You don't look like a CEO." "Too sexy?"

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Tags #wife and kids, #exercising, #eating right, #sounds dangerous, #defibrilator

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Dilbert: Milt you have a wife and kids. How do you find time to do everything you need to do? Milt: I had to give up a few things, such as exercising and eating healthy food. Dilbert: Thats sounds dangerous. Milt: Nah, The kids are trained to use the defibrillator.

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Share May 31, 2005's comic on:


Tags #hired a genius, #faking british accent, #ello bird, #sexy sounds

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"I thought I hired a genius." "But he turned out to be an ordinary guy faking a British accent." "'Ello, bird. 'Ow 'bout a spot o' tea? Whot do you say, gov'nor?" "Who's making those sexy sounds?"

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Share July 04, 2005's comic on:


Tags #flirting, #handsome men, #sexy men, #not for her, #mixed blessing

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"All of my ex-boyfriends were sexy and handsome." "I finally realized that dating sexy, handsome men isn't for me." "I feel a mixed blessing coming my way." "What are you doing for lunch?"

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Tags #employees, #asbestos, #ceiling, #wasn't dangerous, #hazmat suit, #not fair, #judge, #clothes, #business, #legal

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The Boss: The employees are getting all whiney about the asbestos in the ceiling." "I told them it wasn't dangerous, but apparently I'm not credible in this HazMat suit." "I don't think it's fair that they judge me by my clothes."