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112 Results for Yelling
View 21 - 30 results for yelling comic strips. Discover the best "Yelling" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday January 26,
1999
Tags carol on phone, yell kids, key to cabinet, supply cabinet, cheetah, panda, jungle, office
Transcript
Dilbert peers over his cubicle wall. Dilbert thinks, "As usual, Carol is on the phone yelling at her kids." Wally also peers over his partition. Dilbert thinks, "I wait, like a cheetah, for a chance to ask her for the key to the supply cabinet." Dilbert says, to Wally, "Are you waiting like a cheetah?" Wally says, "I'm more of a panda."
Wednesday August 09,
2000
Tags poach employees, leave comapny, wink wink, moron
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "I'm not allowed to poach employees if I leave this company." The Boss continues as he winks at Dilbert, "But there's no law against you asking me for a job...wink...wink." The Boss begins yelling, "I'm not going to wink all day you moron!"
Saturday October 21,
2000
Tags satisfied with job, afraid of change, purr, best work
Transcript
Catbert says to Alice, "You think you're satisfied with your job." Catbert continues, yelling, "In reality you're just afraid of change!" Walking away and purring, Catbert thinks, "That was some of my best work."
Sunday December 06,
1998
Tags vast wisdom, evil sadistic, obstructionists, trust no one, except the lazy
Transcript
Asok the Intern enters Wally's cubicle and asks, "Wally, may I tap into your vast wisdom?" Wally turns and answers, "Okay, but make sure you pull out before your head explodes." Asok says, "I've noticed that many employees are evil, sadistic obstructionists." Asok continues, "Do all the nuts work HERE by some strange coincidence?" Asok continues, "Or are most employees evil?" Wally says, "Don't focus on the evil, Asok." Wally says, "Focus on the few employees who seem good." Wally continues, holding up his hand, "THEY'RE the ones who will stab you when you're sleeping! Trust no one but the lazy!" Asok runs out of the cubicle yelling, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" Wally calls after him, "I warned you to pull out."
Saturday July 27,
2002
Tags worthless, incompetent bug, two phone calls and a meeting
Transcript
Dilbert says to The Boss, "I need your help yelling at a guy to make him do his job." The Boss approaches the coworker from behind and yells, "You worthless, incompetent bug!!! I'll have your head!!!" The Boss asks the coworker, "How much work did that buy?" The coworker responds, "Two phone calls and a meeting."
Friday June 25,
2004
Tags job interview, vacation, yelling, bad impression, nothing right, work to death, late for interview
Transcript
The Boss: You're an hour late for a job interview. woman: You're working me to death! Im only one person! I need a vacation! The Boss: you're supposed to say that stuff after I are you. woman: OOO suddenly I can't do anything right?
Tuesday July 26,
2005
Tags quality estimates, arm, torso, stupid elbow, forgetful, yelling, bearting, holding document, senior moments
Transcript
The boss: "Alice, where are the quality estimates that I asked you for an hour ago?" "It's between your left arm and your stout torso, about elbow-high." "Stupid elbow."
Thursday November 17,
2005
Tags gullible world, magazine, cover story, shed pounds, yell at children, eat your way, be a better parent
Transcript
My new magazine is called 'Gullible World'. "This month's cover story is 'Shed Pounds by Yelling at Your Children'." "Next month will be 'Eat Your Way to Being a Better Parent'."
Sunday June 18,
2000
Tags work place violence, prevention training, violent emplyees, identify, beards, creepy, ineffective males, widely disprected
Transcript
Tina says to the group, "Welcome to workplace violence prevention training." Tina continues, "How can we identify potentially violent employees?" Wally raises his hand excitedly yelling, "Ooh! Ooh!" Tina says, "Wally?" Wally answers, "Do they have beards?" Tina replies, "Um...no. That was a stupid answer." Tina says, "Violent employees are usually creepy, inefficiently males who are widely disrespected." Dilbert raises his hand and asks Tina, "May I change seats?"

