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67 Results for Moron
View 21 - 30 results for moron comic strips. Discover the best "Moron" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday April 03,
2003
Tags reapir, defective co workers, paramoid, invited to meetings, fix her, trade in, liar, moron, whistler
Transcript
Dilbert carries Peri Noid over his shoulder towards a shop with a sign that reads, "Repair Defective Co-workers." Dilbert holds Peri up and says to The Garbageman, "She's paranoid about not being invited to meetings. Can you fix her?" The Garbageman replies, "Nope." Dilbert asks, "Can I trade her in?" The Garbageman responds, "Would you like a liar, a moron, or a whistler?"
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Friday February 13,
2004
Tags look like moron, magazine cover, misquote, morning on parade, quotes area ccuarte, writers
Transcript
Carol: You made the cover of 'Morons on Parade'. The boss: I hope they didn't misquote me so Id look like a moron. writers do that sometimes. Phew! all the quotes are accurate,
Tuesday March 30,
2004
Tags doctor dogbert show, immoral moron, lazy, miracle worker, passing judgement, selfish, time waster
Transcript
Doctor Dogbert Show "Your problem is that you're a lazy, selfish, immoral moron." "Shouldn't you listen to my story before passing judgement?" "I'm adding 'time waster' to the list." "You're like a miracle worker."
Wednesday August 24,
2005
Tags coding, moron, standardize new programming, methodology, middle of the project, technology
Transcript
The Boss: How's the coding coming along? Dilbert: "No problem unless..." "...some moron tries to standardize on a new programming methodology in the middle of the project." The Boss: "What if it's me instead of some moron guy?"
Thursday September 08,
2005
Wednesday January 18,
2006
Transcript
"Dilbert, come up with a plan to integrate our product with the one we acquired through the merger." "Okay. My plan is to throw away the competitor's product because it's just a cheap knock-off of our product." "How about a plan that doesn't make our CEO look like a moron?" "He could stop wearing sleeveless sweaters."
Monday January 23,
2006
Sunday September 10,
2006
Transcript
"How was your conference call?" "Very successful. Bill said he'd find a new supplier for the casing." "Or it might have been Ron, Ted, or Bob. They all sound the same on the phone." "I hope it wasn't Bill. He never follows through." "Ron is too overworked, Ted is a liar and Bob's a moron." "I'd say the call was a waste of time. It might even be a huge step backward." "Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did."
Wednesday October 04,
2006
Thursday January 25,
2007
Tags alien, technology, superior being, moron, yammering, about linux, easy come
Transcript
ALIEN: I came from a distant planet to bring you advanced technology, but no one here will listen!" "I am a superior being, you moron! Listen to what I tell you and then do it!" THE BOSS: I fired him before he started yammering about Linux." Catbert: Easy come, easy go."

