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Pat Yourself On The Head

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Pat Yourself On The Head - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 29, 2017's comic on:

Tags #reward, #prizes, #reimbursement, #expense report

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Boss: I'm naming you employee of the month. Your prize is twenty dollars cash and a pat on the head. Give yourself twenty dollars and submit an employee reimbursement request. Dilbert: Can I pat myself on the head, too? Boss: I was hoping you would offer.

Best Places To Work

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Best Places To Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 03, 2018's comic on:

Tags #employees, #employment, #irony, #lying, #managers & supervisors, #office

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Boss: We're trying to get on "best places to work" list. If you agree to lie on the survey, maybe we can attract some good employees to make this a best place to work. Dilbert: What? Boss: Keep your eye on the prize.