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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #cubicle, #role model, #wrong, #drink in

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The Boss says, "I'm here to be your role model." The Boss says, "My actions speak louder than my words. Just drink me in." The Boss says, "I think you're doing your part wrong."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #gloating, #ignorance (knowledge), #internet & world wide web, #digital media curation, #trendy jargon, #ignorance on dsiply, #not worthy, #curation means

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Man: My role is digital media curation. Dilbert: Am I supposed to know what that means? Man: Ha ha! I look down you for not understanding my trendy jargon. Your ignorance is on display for all to see! Leave this meeting now! You are not worthy! Dilbert: Maybe you could just tell us what curation means. Man: Fine. Let's try that. It means um... um... Is it too late for me to overlook your ignorance and move on?

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #shared leadership, #model, #piece of role, #blame

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Boss: I'm moving to a shared leadership model. Each of you will take on one piece of the leadership role. Dilbert: What's my piece? Boss: Let's see. I have you down for something called... blame.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #character, #behavior, #role model, #mentor, #secret, #psychology

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CEO: Character is how you act when no one is watching. Wally: Now you tell us? I thought you were my role model! Now I learn that you do all of your good stuff when no one is looking. It all makes sense now, because whenever I watch you do anything, it looks sort of dumb. But I'll take your word for it that you're awesome when no one is looking. Do you want to know what I do when no one is looking? CEO: I really, really do not. Wally: I call it character!

Presidential Role Model

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Presidential Role Model - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #role model, #example, #election, #candidate, #logic

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Boss: We need a president who can be a good role model for my kids. Dilbert: That will come in handy if your kids want to raise your taxes or veto a transportation bill. Boss: Why do I talk to you? Dilbert: I assume you do it to gain wisdom.

Wally Gets Promoted

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Wally Gets Promoted - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers, #management, #leadership, #laziness, #work ethic

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Wally: I got promoted to a leadership role. It means I get to tell people to work hard, but I don't have to do any worm myself. Dilbert: That doesn't sound right. Wally: I could use a fresh one of these.

Boss Loses Wife And Money

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Boss Loses Wife And Money  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #role model, #aspiration, #gambler, #gambling, #money, #Win, #Lose, #success, #quitter

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Boss: It's not easy being a professional gambler. I lost a million dollars and my wife in one week. But I don't want to be a quitter because I know you see me as a role model. Carol: My role model is your wife. Boss: You like quitters?