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26 Results for Spelling Errors
View 21 - 26 results for spelling errors comic strips. Discover the best "Spelling Errors" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday January 07,
2016
Does It Matter If The Spreadsheet Is Wrong
Tags #idea, #reality, #accuracy, #creative accounting, #numbers, #math, #error, #excel, #spreadsheet, #education
Transcript
Alice: What are the odds that you made this complicated spreadsheet without any critical errors? Boss: Does it matter, as long as it gives me the answer I want? Alice: It should. Boss: But ask yourself if it does.
Sunday July 16,
2017
Tags #help, #group project, #dependability, #failure, #psychic, #prediction
Transcript
Dilbert: I need your feedback on my PowerPoint deck before Tuesday. Man: I'll do that on Monday night. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! It's a trap! You are notoriously undependable. The odds of you working on a Monday night are terrible. If I don't get your input on time, you will make a fool out of me in the meeting. I'll stay up all night Monday hoping to get your email. But that input will never come. I'll end up doing the presentation on no sleep. Then you will embarrass me during the presentation by pointing out the errors in my slides. Man: For a mind reader, you sure have a terrible life.
Friday December 08,
2017
Elbonian Virus Infects Mission Statement
Tags #virus, #hack, #infection, #computer, #spelling, #grammar, #edit, #improvement, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: The Elbonian virus scrambled our mission statement into nonsense. Alice: No, that's our actual mission statement. Dilbert: Why does it look so different? Alice: The virus fixed the grammar and punctuation.
Monday May 28,
2018
Wifi In Slide Deck
Tags #credibility, #typo, #spelling, #assumption, #ignorance, #obliviousness
Transcript
CEO: I can't take you seriously because there's a typo in your slide deck. You've lost all credibility because of your sloppy presentation. And don't mention my wife in your slide deck. Dilbert: That's "wi-fi."
Sunday September 08,
2019
Spelling Crypto Wrong
Tags #argument, #boss, #frustrated, #learning, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #spelling, #words
Transcript
Dilbert: You spelled "crypto" wrong. Boss: No, I didn't. Dilbert: You spelled it "c-r-i-p-t-o". Boss: So? Dilbert: There is no "I" in crypto. Boss: That's how I learned to spell it. Dilbert: You learned it wrong. No one else spells it that way. Boss: Now you're criticizing me for being an inovator? Dilbert: It's not innovation! It's a mistake! Why can't you admit you are wrong?! Boss: Why can't you?
Tuesday October 15,
2019
Practice Makes Perfect
Tags #managers & supervisors, #practice, #estimate, #errors, #business, #incorrect
Transcript
boss: how can i trust your estimate when you have been wrong every other time? wally: practice makes perfect boss: um... boss thinking: i just realized i don't know how anything works.
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