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25 Results for Statue Of Liberty
View 21 - 25 results for statue of liberty comic strips. Discover the best "Statue Of Liberty" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 16,
2012
Tags apology, bald, business ethics, company lawyer, discrimination, lawyers, nearsighted, one billion, short, statue
Transcript
Lawyer: I've been asked to settle your claim of discrimination against the company. Your complaint is that they discriminate against you for being short, bald, and nearsighted. I might have a conflict of interest, but my final offer is one billion dollars. Wally: Plus a statue and an apology. Company lawyer.
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Sunday August 05,
2012
Tags business ethics, work ethic, top engineers, competetors, firing, get rid of, updating resume, goes as planned, hideous disese, felt useuful, threatening employment
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I'm sending you to a conference for the world's top engineers. With any luck, one of our competitors will try to poach you. That will save me the trouble of firing you. You'll be going with five other people I want to get rid of. I took the liberty of updating your resume. If this goes as planned, you'll destroy one of our competitors from within. Like a hideous disease. Make me proud! Wally: It was the first time I ever felt useful. I didn't like it.
Wednesday October 24,
2012
Tags death & dying, death certificate, staple on head, no return messages
Transcript
Alice: You haven't returned any of my messages, so I took the liberty of making a death certificate for you. I'll just staple it to the back of your head so everyone can see it. Are we good here?
Tuesday January 07,
2014
Tags ironic, irony, statue crushed guard, too soon, word invention, iron sculpture, crushed security guard
Transcript
Dilbert: The iron sculpture in our lobby fell off its base and crushed a security guard. CEO: And that's where we get the word "ironic." Dilbert: It happened ten minutes ago. CEO: Oh, so it's "too soon?"
Saturday September 22,
2018
New Statue In The Lobby
Tags Dilbert, alice, the boss, criminal, tech support, darned, good, report
Transcript
The Boss: Where's the career criminal I hired to do tech support? He was last seen talking to you. Alice: Rumor has it that someone murdered him, covered him in with-out and tried to pass him off as a statue in the lobby. Dilbert: I would report this if it did't look so darned good here.
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