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51 Results for Trip
View 21 - 30 results for trip comic strips. Discover the best "Trip" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday February 16,
2002
Tags trip cancelled, travel budget, contact centers, training, ignorance
Transcript
As Dilbert is walking out of the office, The Boss says to him, "Your trip is canceled." The Boss continues, "We used up the travel budget renaming our call centers to 'contact centers.'" Dilbert responds, "But I need this training." The Boss replies, "Isn't that another way of saying you're ignorant?"
Thursday October 09,
2003
Tags management retreat, hawaii, how many employees, down size, pay of trip, against helicopter ride
Transcript
The boss: "The management retreat in Hawaii was productive." "We calculated how many employees we needed to downsize to pay for the trip." Ted: "Don't blame me, Ted. I voted against the third helicopter ride."
Monday January 19,
2004
Tags flew to location, mix up, introdcutions, presentations, documents, confsuion, audience, trip
Transcript
Associate: "Everyone, this is Dilbert. He flew half-way around the world to give us this presentation." Dilbert: "What? I thought I flew here so YOU could give ME a presentation." Associate: oh "Maybe I could show you some proprietary documents." Dilbert: "I'd like that."
Tuesday January 20,
2004
Tags phone calls, plane, hello jack, hi jack, misunderstood, scared people, flight attendant, alraming, irplane, learning from trip
Transcript
The Boss: what were your key learnings from the trip? Dilbert: I learned that there are people you shouldn't call from a plane. Earlier that day Dilbert: Hi Jack!
Saturday March 05,
2005
Tags business trip, success, civil war, plunged, society, darkenes, loot anything
Transcript
Wally: "My business trip to Elbonia was a success." "If anyone tells you that I cause a civil war that plunged their society into darkness, it's a lie." The Boss: "Did you loot me anything?" wally: "I didn't know your size."
Thursday May 19,
2005
Tags no budeget, give raisem, business trip las vegas, four million, bathrub, flooded five floors, bartenders
Transcript
The Boss: "Don't blame me, but there's no budget to give you a raise this year." Alice: "Why not?" The boss: "My business trip to Las Vegas cost four million dollars because I passed out in the bathtub with the water running and flooded five floors." The boss; "The bartenders there are totally irresponsible."
Monday July 11,
2005
Tags trip to la, milestones, burgeoning career, airport, pass out, carrying intern
Transcript
Th eBoss: "Asok, I'm flying to Los Angeles for a meeting and I want you to join me." Asok: "Gasp" "I am honored. This feels like an important milestone in my burgeoning career!" Flight attendant: "We'll begin by pre-boarding anyone who..." The boss: "Coming through!" "Flyco!"
Saturday August 20,
2005
Tags window facing cubicle, available, printer papaer, free trip, vendor, sunlight, bleach, visible wood
Transcript
A prestigious window-facing cubicle has just become available. "It'll be a perfect place to store all the printer paper I bought so I could win a free trip from the paper vendor." "And maybe the sunlight wll bleach out the visible wood chips."
Tuesday August 30,
2005
Tags company policy, least expensive flight, 17 connecting flights, elbonain prison, dressed as a ballerina, desecrate monument
Transcript
"Per company policy, I got you the least expensive flight available." "Your trip will have 17 connecting flights and you're required to spend at least one night 'in an Elbonian prison, dressed as a ballerina.'" "How much would I have to desecrate a national monument to get one night in jail?"
Friday December 26,
2008
Tags firings, hell, satan, trip, executive retreat, downsize, someplace warm, pool
Transcript
The Boss says, "Carol, book an executive retreat so we can figure out which one of you to downsize." The Boss says, "Find us someplace warm." The Boss says, "Do you have a pool?" the devil says, "You could call it that."


