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25 Results for Statue Of Liberty
View 21 - 25 results for statue of liberty comic strips. Discover the best "Statue Of Liberty" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday July 05,
1992
Tags Dilbert, the boss, company, survey, attitudes, anonymous, retribution, dog eared, phone, Number, confidential, green, pen, marker, eskimo, objectives
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. The Boss enters and says, "Dilbert, do you have a minute?" The Boss continues, "The company is doing an survey of employee attitudes about their bosses." The Boss continues, "It's totally anonymous, so you don't have to fear any retribution." The Boss opens an envelope and says, "Oops! It looks like your questionnaire is a bit dog-eared." The Boss continues, "I'll put my phone number on the confidential envelope in case you need me." The Boss hands Dilbert a pen and says, "You can use this green marker pen." The Boss adds, "Oh, and I took the liberty of checking off your ethnic background as Eskimo. It's just a statistical thing." Dilbert reads, "1. Does your boss clearly communicate your objectives?"
Thursday October 17,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, democracy, movement, charismatic, leader, elbonian, elbonia, acne, Men, trick, question
Transcript
Dogbert and Dilbert stand on a castle turret. Dilbert looks over the edge and says, "It looks the democracy movement has a new charismatic leader." A man stands in front of a crowd of Elbonians. The man yells, "Give me liberty or give me . . . Uh . . . Back acne." The man yells, "Are we mice or are we men?" An Elbonian woman asks, "Is that a trick question?"
Saturday July 21,
1990
Tags calculating, twenty, percent, fiften, picture, diner, salad, forks, backs
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table in a restaurant. The waiter hands Dilbert the check and says, "I've taken the liberty of calculating a twenty-percent tip." The server continues, "It's written on the back next to a picture of a smiling diner . . . A fifteen-percent tip is shown by the picture of a guilty-looking diner." The waiter continues, "Below that is a picture of a diner and his dog with salad forks in their backs . . ."
Friday January 19,
1990
Tags substitute teacher, Dilbert, Dogbert, powerless, marble, statue, bad, biggest, flock, pigeons, animals, animal behavior
Transcript
Dilbert asks Dogbert, "How was your first day as a substitute school teacher?" Dogbert replies, "Imagine feeling completely powerless . . . Like a marble statue . . ." Dilbert says, "Gosh . . . That sounds pretty bad." Dogbert says, "Now imagine the biggest flock of pigeons you ever saw . . ."
Tuesday December 05,
1989
Tags garbage man, Dilbert, garbage, equations, engineer, calculations
Transcript
Dilbert opens his door and the garbage man stands on the doorstep. The garbage man holds up a crumpled piece of paper and says, "Pardon me, sir, but I couldn't help noticing these equations in your garbage." The garbage man continues, "I took the liberty of correcting a few quantum calculations." Dilbert asks, "Gosh, why are you a garbage man?" The garbage man replies, "I think the question is 'why are YOU an engineer?'"
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