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102 Results for Water
View 21 - 30 results for water comic strips. Discover the best "Water" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday August 04,
2012
Tags beverages, water, restroom, bottled water, sink water, bring cup
Transcript
Dilbert: Before we start, can I offer you a cup of water from our restroom sink? We can't afford bottled water. Customer: Okay, sure. I'll have a cup of sink water. Dilbert: That brings us to the awkward part: did you happen to bring a cup?
Saturday June 16,
2012
Tags business ethics, embarrass your compnay, etiquette & ethics, local debauchery, personal behavior, pollute ground water, pollution, reflect poorly, elbonia
Transcript
Wally: Where can I go to enjoy some of the local debauchery? Elbonian: Aren't you worried that your personal behavior will reflect poorly on your company? Wally: How can I embarrass a company that plans to pollute your groundwater? Elbonian: Say what? Wally in Elbonia
Friday March 02,
2012
Tags business ethics, environmental issues, fracking, competitors, headquarters, pollute water, generate earthquakes, fracking awesome
Transcript
CEO: We're going to start fracking under our biggest competitors headquarters. My plan is to pollute their water and generate earthquakes to destroy their campus. The project code name is "fracking awesome." Dilbert: Catchy.
Sunday July 31,
2011
Tags groceries & grocery stores, natural disasters, saving & investment, complete meltdown, financial system, six months, Food, water, batteries, gold coins, light on defensive weapontry, protein bars, money
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm preparing for the complete meltdown of our financial system. I've got six months of food and water. I have batteries, flashlights, and gold coins. Alice: I'm prepare too. I have your home address. And I noticed that your preparations are light on defensive weaponry. Can you add some protein bars to the shopping list?
Tuesday May 31,
2011
Tags annoyance, office buildings, open workspace, environemnt, crying baby spunds, more distractions
Transcript
Boss: The company is considering moving from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert: Great idea. Can we add some crying babies and the sound of water dripping? Boss: You're being stupid. Dilbert: Maybe I'll be smarter when I have more distractions.
Thursday October 07,
2010
Tags meeting, boss, employee, stupid question, inspire, angry, dead body, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "Carol, how can I make you feel more inspired by your work?" Carol says, "I'm an admin, you steaming log. The only thing that would inspire me is finding your corpse floating in my worst enemy's drinking water." The Boss says, "It's just something they make me ask." Carol says, "Can I get back to my meaningless work now?"
Saturday August 28,
2010
Tags meeting, front, media, bad, slave labor, elbonia, make products, cave, chain, water, Entertainment, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "We're getting some heat from the media for using Elbonian slave labor ot build our products." The Boss says, "I've been trying to tell the media that it's not as bad as it sounds." ELBONIA Elboanian says, "Now I'll be the slave and you be the oppressor!" Elbonian 2 says, "No!!! Not yet!"
Thursday July 29,
2010
Tags public relations, statue of liberty, destroy, new york harbor, weapon demo, remorse, fake, glasses, fake tears, water, flood
Transcript
Dogbert the public relations consultant Dogbert says, "The public won't forgive you until you fake some remorse." Dogbert says, "These glasses have a hose that leads to a pumping station and a huge reservoir of fake tears." CEO says, "If we have another press conference, we should crack open a window."
Thursday July 08,
2010
Tags presentation, sales division, freak out, dehydrate, water, sweat, public speaking, scared, dry, skeleton
Transcript
The Boss says, "Alice, I need you to give a presentation to the entire sales division." Alice says, "GAAA!!! The very thought of public speaking dehydrates me!" The Boss thinks, "Maybe I should find someone moister."
Monday May 24,
2010
Tags invention, gadget, sink attaches to body, faucet on head, running water, work, annoyed, hearing, yell
Transcript
Wally says, "I invented a sink that attaches to my body. The faucet is activated by your voice." The Boss says, "Wally, what possible use could this stupid thing have? I need you to do some real work." Wally says, "What? I can't hear you when the water is running!"


