Dilbert: Our product has fewer features and a higher price compared to our competitors. Boss: We'll fix that with a little thing I call "marketing." Dilbert: Lying is unethical. Boss: That's why we only mislead.
Dilbert: We're getting sued for claiming out headphones cure brain tumor and raise your IQ.
Boss: We'll need to hire a scientist to back us on this.
Dilbert: Where will we find a scientist willing to do that?
Boss: Well, I wouldn't start with the rich ones.
boss: i'm proud to announce that we've been named "employer of the year."
dilbert: how much did that cost?
boss: nothing! all we had to do was buy a million dollars' worth of ads.
dilbert: did we need those ads?
boss: you won't win any awards with that attitude.