Dogbert: Being the owner of a cryogenic investment firm is a lot of work. So instead of keeping my customers' brains frozen, I decided to toss them in the river and hope no one notices. The best kind of customers are the ones who can't write bad Yelp! reviews.
dilbert: i got feedback on the proposed package design. our vp of sales says if we go with this design, he will "jump off the roof."
alice: is he crazy or just good at selling?
dilbert: no way to tell.
co-worker: can i get your thoughts on the article i emailed to you?
dilbert: okay. my thoughts are that i don't want to waste my time reading any articles you send to me.
co-worker: can you dive a bit deeper?
dilbert: okay. i also don't like talking to you.