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142 Results for Re Word
View 21 - 30 results for re word comic strips. Discover the best "Re Word" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday December 19,
2003
Tags made up language, inventing language, downsized, no word
Transcript
Boss: "Alice, I don't know the best way to say this but I'll try." "Oog - nah wahgoo yagga bliphnow elga nooey fip wah!" "That's a language I'm inventing in my spare time. It has no word for 'you're downsized.'"
Tuesday July 20,
2010
Tags lose job, merger, worry, good word, recommendation, drink coffee, observation
Transcript
The Boss says, "I wouldn't worry about losing your job after the merger." Dilbert says, "Because you put in a good word for me?" The Boss says, "No, it's more of an observation that I don't worry about other people's jobs."
Tuesday November 24,
2009
Tags explaining, twitter, typing, ideas, Word, texting, cell phone, internet, technology
Transcript
Dogbert says, "I decided to twitter because everything that pops into my head is fascinating." Dogbert says, "I don't have time to write entire sentences, so I'll just send out one word per day." Dogbert texts, "Riboflavin."
Sunday October 28,
2007
Tags empty brain, stress, word knowledge, past the filters, mantra, lindsay lohan, britney spears, paris hilton
Transcript
Ratbert: My brain is empty. "It feels great!" "Stress is just another word for knowledge." "Wait a minute. How do I know that?" "GAAA!!! Something got past the filters!" "Must...Do...Mantra..." "Lindsay Lohan...Britney Spears...Paris Hilton...Ommmmm." Dogbert: "Are you all good now?" Ratbert: "Have we met?"
Tuesday January 07,
2014
Tags ironic, irony, statue crushed guard, too soon, word invention, iron sculpture, crushed security guard
Transcript
Dilbert: The iron sculpture in our lobby fell off its base and crushed a security guard. CEO: And that's where we get the word "ironic." Dilbert: It happened ten minutes ago. CEO: Oh, so it's "too soon?"
Wednesday May 17,
2017
Re Accomodation On The Flight
Tags air travel, airlines, customer service, overbooking, flight
Transcript
Flight Attendant: The flight is overbooked and our algorithm selected you for re-accommodation. Dilbert: What exactly does "re-accommodation" mean in this context? Oh.
Wednesday October 18,
2017
Boss Doesn't Understand A Word Of It
Tags presentation, rude, polite, etiquette, comprehension
Transcript
Dilbert: And that's my presentation. What do you think? Boss: I didn't understand a word of it. Dilbert: You could have mentioned that an hour ago. Boss: Didn't want to rude.
Wednesday July 11,
2018
Your Word Against Everyone
Tags accusation, assume, assumption, Opinion
Transcript
Boss: Everyone says you hate the new product test plan. Dilbert: No, I like it. Boss: Pffft. I don't think all of those people can be wrong about what you think. Dilbert: I'm kind of an expert on what I think. Boss: I guess it's just your word against everyone.
Wednesday November 11,
2020
Elbonian Words
Tags business, technology, elbonian, headquarters, language, factory, Word
Transcript
boss: headquarters has released a new list of things you are not supposed to say when visiting our elbonian factory. at the top of the list, never say "glfalawah" to an elbonian. alice: because it means something naughty? boss: because it isn't a word.
Thursday September 01,
2011
Tags writing, writing materials, executive leadership, money good, pie chart, kitten
Transcript
Boss: Can you word that more simply? I need to explain it to the executive leadership. Alice: Money be god. This make more. Oogah! Boss: That was uncalled for? Alice: I can replace the pie chart with a kitten.