Boss: How fast can you fix the bug? Dilbert: I won't know until I dig in. Boss: Give me a random guess and I promise I won't hold you to it. Dilbert: Okay, three days. Boss: Now write that into your goals and get it done in three days or else. Dilbert: Why do I keep falling for that?!!!
Boss: Do you have ten munutes to come talk to me about the project timeline.
Dilbert: Yes, but it isn't worth exposing myself to you virus-droplet hellscape.
Boss: I'll just guess what you would have said.
Dilbert: I think that's best.