CEO: Remember, intern, you can't spell delegate without some of the letters of "El Gato." Asok: Your saying is ridiculous and yet I find it compelling because it came from a leader. CEO: No, it is I who have learned the most from your ignorance. Asok: That is so wise!
Dilbert: You spelled "crypto" wrong.
Boss: No, I didn't.
Dilbert: You spelled it "c-r-i-p-t-o".
Dilbert: There is no "I" in crypto.
Boss: That's how I learned to spell it.
Dilbert: You learned it wrong. No one else spells it that way.
Boss: Now you're criticizing me for being an inovator?
Dilbert: It's not innovation! It's a mistake! Why can't you admit you are wrong?!
Boss: Why can't you?