ceo: have you confirmed that the cyber attacks are coming from elbonia?
ceo: i guess that means you are on their side.
catbert: what proof do you have that dilbert is a spy?
ceo: he didn't deny it the way I think he should have.
the boss: i didn't believe you were a spy for the elbonian government until you denied it the wrong way.
the boss: you were slow to speak, and you blinked.
dilbert: that isn't evidence of anything.
the boss yelling: you blinked again!
the boss: we have seventeen pieces of evidence that you are an elbonian spy.
dilbert: no, you have seventeen coincidences and a bad case of confirmation bias.
dilbert: how about i prove you're a moron and see how far that gets us?