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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags magician, press agents, pubilcity, famous magician, fired, stayed in swear, rats for month

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Dilbert: Your last job was doing publicity for a famous magician. Why did you leave. Interviewee: My boss fired me after the trick where he stayed in a sewer full of rats for a month. Dilbert: I didn't hear about that. Interviewee: I forgot to tell anyone it was happening.

Double Standard

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Double Standard - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags language, Women, Men, curse, cursing, swearing, swear, yelling, fair, fairness, equality, double-standard

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Alice: There's a double-standard. Men can shout and curse and no one blinks. But if I say one stern word to someone, they call me "emotional." Dilbert: I've seen you make men cry during meetings. Alice: Only the wusses.

Dilbert Cheats On His Work Wife

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Dilbert Cheats On His Work Wife - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags work, wife, wives, adultery, cheating, criticism, nagging, anger, marriage, roles, relationships

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Alice: There' s rumor that you're cheating on me with another "work wife." Dilbert: I let Tina criticize me a little. But I swear it didn't mean anything. And... she makes me look for her lost keys. Alice: I knew it!